What did you buy today at Wal-Mart?

Have I mentioned that the DD is a songwriter?  When she was nine or ten or so, she penned the Wal-Mart Song.  While at the University of Arkansas, a friend of hers sang it with guitar accompaniment and background vocals.  DD then burns it to a CD and gives it to me for my birthday.  It is hysterical, and now because it is on my ipod, several of my students have heard it.  I played it in class the other day, and it is almost as good as Pants on the Ground! 

"People look at me and say

 you're as dumb as dumb can be 

but I say I'm just fun 

'cause I go to Wal-Mart

People look at my parents and they say

what's the matter wit your girl today

and they say

she would have been like this anyway

cause we shop at Wal-Mart

At Wal-Mart you can buy everything on your list

and you don't have to have a list at all

no no no

you can go by the electronic department

and drive by the underwear

and I like to buy my underwear 

at Wal-Mart

you can buy some underwear and buy some DVD's

and we can go back to my place and watch them all night long

and talk about our adventure

at Wal-Mart

People look at me and say you're so smart

'cause you go to Wal-Mart

What did you buy today at Wal-Mart?"

We do keep the tradition going-